We tire of wasting energy fighting your ignorance, your sad devotion to that ancient religion, your lack of clairvoyance, your inability to acquire the stolen tapes from the rebels, your stupid fiddling with the remote, your dumb dumb country songs, your lack of objectivity, your rejection of empirical observable fact, your poring over Old Tomes and dismissal of all HUMANISTIC achievement, your damn lazy asses waiting in Jesus's lobby, boo-hooing and waiting for Him to take care of goddamn everything, sitting on Santa's lap, fools begging for gifts, freaks propagating, burning witchy women, firing up the crosses, calling down airstrikes on heretics and brownskins, tipping the spear with GABRIEL's SPIT..